NASA Committee Debates Over Solutions For Mysterious Coke Precipitation

CNN | 12:20 p.m. PT | Brayden Chen

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration started on the morning crisis topic with a very peculiar crisis. The atmosphere has been poisoned by aliens and is now apparently raining coke. This crisis has left crops dying at a dangerously fast rate. Animals and all humans are becoming increasingly obese and unhealthy, while food and water are becoming very difficult to find.

Many delegates such as Elon Musk and Dr. Hiroshi agreed with one another on a simple goal, an understanding of what is needed was outlined. Everyone agreed on having three main solutions, discussion with the aliens, coke to water conversion, and shelter from the acidic precipitation.

Many of the proposed solutions were possible, especially freezing or filtering the coke to produce water. Many tests went on cryofreezing the water but it failed and a monstrous entity has emerged due to the freezing temperatures and abundance of coke. This cryofreezing technology could also be used to freeze humans and send them towards the aliens, though many felt this was ethical and would not reach the aliens before humanity became extinct. The delegates found that an acid resistant titanium could be mined in Asian countries, specifically China and Japan, though many worry this material may come short and will never be mass produced to provide shelter.

Bold speeches were made by Elon Musk but it was found later on that he was planning to assassinate one of the heads of NASA. With the main contributor and leader to NASA not trustworthy anymore, many delegates turned heads to Japan delegate Dr Hiroshi. Many others were said to have been part of the assasination with Elon Musk but all suspects denied any claims of suspicion.

Clearly, this chaotic situation between the NASA committee has caused drastic uprisings and betrayals. With many chaotic disagreements on the table, a solution the delegates can all agree will be tough to finalize.